Blue Man and Pigeon Marriage Consumation

inspired by Frida Kahlo and a lot of bob's burgers.

on an unrelated note i think i found something like a fat-deposit in my breast, and i so terrified its a lump.  im getting it checked out tomorrow.  like, im pretty sure its nothing, cuz it doesnt hurt, it's not very noticeable unless you press deep, and when i lay down it seems to go away so i think it's just a fat deposit, breasts are lumpy sometimes.
but still im so scared its gonna be a tumor or something,  and like im scared im gonna have to go through all these tests and shit at hospitals like goddamn, i can't afford that, my insurance sucks!
im so terrified i hope to god it's nothing, ive never quite felt terror like this